This is my new fox tattoo. Done by Jonathan Marquez, Twisted Tattoos San Antonio Tx.
remember when pete got a ticket
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
FINALLY SEEING FALL OUT BOY TOMORROW (BASICALLY TODAY IDK) I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG I’M GOING TO BE A MESS TOMORROW I’M SORRY IF I CRY ON ANY OF YOU I JUST CAN’T CONTAIN MY FEELINGS
i’m pretty sure i’m wearing a black shirt and mint shorts, so if you see me come say hi or something!
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife