sirnonamstell:

remember when pete got a ticket

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

FINALLY SEEING FALL OUT BOY TOMORROW (BASICALLY TODAY IDK) I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG I’M GOING TO BE A MESS TOMORROW I’M SORRY IF I CRY ON ANY OF YOU I JUST CAN’T CONTAIN MY FEELINGS

i’m pretty sure i’m wearing a black shirt and mint shorts, so if you see me come say hi or something!

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife