sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
rosevests: now press repeat yes master
earthtohayley: johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this and then later he looks like this hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!????? AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
winnerx: i can’t believe it’s not butter bought tumblr
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
pornstarch: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
brendonbrandon: facedeepinthecancunsun: wecouldwaittillsummer: I’m pretty sure Be Calm is just Nate having a panic attack. fact he actually wrote it while having a panic attack in the shower~~~
grandtheftemo: i can’t wait until summer when i can sit at home with the blinds closed listening to fall out boy and eating ice cream all day that’s the life
snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
: Every encounter I have with someone, I wonder if... →
you-look-good-though: Every encounter I have with someone, I wonder if it will be our last. I wonder how they will die, especially those who I adore, and despise. The ones in the middle usually live. It’s the ones you’re passionate about that go. You go on vacation, and I wonder if maybe you’ll get in a crazy accident…
freddybenson: freddybenson: friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
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My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis