inustephen: 1112am: How the fuck do you have that many video cameras?… Dead Wheels.
Reblog if you wish you were thinner.
Only reblogging because I scrolled past kind of quickly and thought this said reblog if you wish you had dinner. I like food.
What if the President gets addicted to Tumblr?
Advisor: Mr President, you're needed in the Oval Office. It's urgent. A matter of national security.
Obama: Give me two minutes, I'm just doing something.
Advisor: But, sir! It's imperative that you are there immediately!
Obama: GODDAMN IT, ANDERSON, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF KITTENS HUGGING?!