March 2011
On the way to school.
juliessecrets:
IF I FORGET MY HOMEWORK:
IF I FORGET MY IPOD OR PHONE:
nealed-it asked: Also, your vagina is gone.
nealed-it asked: THOUGHT OF THE DAY!
I believe that in my past life I was an Asian prostitute. Like, the kind from Mean Girls. But, I was a huge hoe that was murder in an Asian alley.
Then after that life I was a very fat gay chubby chaser. I died from a heart attack.
Now I'm me!
I should write a book.
Btw, I was watching True Life.
I believe that in my past life I was an Asian prostitute. Like, the kind from Mean Girls. But, I was a huge hoe that was murder in an Asian alley.
Then after that life I was a very fat gay chubby chaser. I died from a heart attack.
Now I'm me!
I should write a book.
Btw, I was watching True Life.
February 2011
I'm just gonna reblog a hundred gifs from the Oh...
Anonymous asked: Oliver sounds like my kind of <strike>guy</strike> blog.Similar interests as me, cool pictures all over, he's defiantly DTF. You think you could set us up, zombielady?
Anonymous asked: Oliver's a sexy name.
What, you thought someone on tumblr would be a homophobe?
Tell your blog that I enjoy long scrolls on a screen and staying up past midnight.
What, you thought someone on tumblr would be a homophobe?
Tell your blog that I enjoy long scrolls on a screen and staying up past midnight.
cosmiclumos asked: I see your blog is gay and called oliver was this named aafter me although im straight?
Anonymous asked: your blog a dirty little girl... or is it a guy?
Anonymous asked: i want to make love to your blog
That awkward moment when you first signed up for...
But now you’re here all the time.
Listening to the Hex Girls from Scooby Doo.
imsosadsoveryverysad:
the-batman:
I will never reproduce.
Thank God someone else still listens to the Hex Girls.
I'm getting payed to tumbl right now.
-differentstarstonight:
zombiexblood:
I'm getting payed to tumbl right now.
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
roryzor:
iama-loser:
isetmyfriendsonfirebitch:
thirdtemptationofparis:
yourdickinameatgrinder:
iamkim—:
iamcock
yourcockinameatgrinder
thirdcockofparis
isetmycockonfirebitch
iama-cock
Cockzor
Cockforlife
zombiexcock / cockxblood
kjscompp asked: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lha6fjE59r1qgszd5o1_500.jpg
???
???
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
heypauleen:
That will be like seventh heaven!
That awkward moment when someone punches you and...
dirtyluxury:
unsimplyuncut:
This just made my entire day!!!
DAY=MADE.
CLOSE MY FUCKING DOOR IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE MY...