koishy:

one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

grandtheftemo:

i can answer any question about fall out boy except what the correct lyrics to their songs are

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

i cut my palm/wrist at work right where that bone is on the outside you know? like right where you rest your hands/arms on a laptop AND MY LIFE IS REALLY HARD NOW OKAY THE INTERNET HURTS